This Happens Everytime......

You know that saying you may find coming out of your mouth....everytime I do this............happens or everytime I come here..................happens.  Well mine is everytime I come to Ukraine door knobs fall off the doors in my apartments.  There is not ONE apartment I have stayed in that at least one door knob has not bailed off the door.  Even on our NHFC team trip we had a door knob that refused to stay in tact.  Funny thing is it always seems to be the bathroom or the private toilet door knob.  Most used???  So this is my everytime I come to Ukraine the door knobs start falling off!  Should I learn something from this?  Is there a message here?  Maybe the thing to learn is to always been a phillips or flat head screw driver to Ukraine?